Terms of Use

Entertainment only

HoodRoast generates humorous commentary from public blockchain data. Nothing on this site is financial, investment, legal, or tax advice. Scores and archetypes are arbitrary outputs of a rules engine and carry no meaning beyond entertainment.

Independent project

HoodRoast is not affiliated with, endorsed by, or connected to Robinhood Markets, Inc. or any of its subsidiaries. "Robinhood" and "Robinhood Chain" are referenced only to identify the public network being analyzed.

Your wallet, your responsibility

Signing in proves control of a wallet address and grants us no ability to move assets. Minting is an onchain transaction you initiate and pay gas for; transactions on a public blockchain cannot be reversed by us or anyone else.

Minted records are permanent

If you mint a roast, the recorded stats, archetype, and image become public and permanent on Robinhood Chain. Deleting your account or history on this site does not affect data already written to the blockchain.

Acceptable use

Do not attempt to overwhelm the service, bypass rate limits, or analyze wallets you do not control. We may suspend access to protect the service.

No warranty

The service is provided as-is. Explorer data may be delayed, incomplete, or unavailable, and analysis results may be marked partial. We make no guarantee of accuracy or availability.